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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.