What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard