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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard