What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.