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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.