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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.