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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard