Leave my presents
The Elfabet!
The elf-abet.
A wrapper.
Elf and safety
Because he was Legoless
WRAP MUSIC!
Legolas
Elron Hubbard
With an elfabet.
Elf.
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Gnomenclature.
10:45
Elrond Hubbard!
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
Santa would never free an elf.
Two, but they have to be very small.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Darth Vader.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Because he was shellfish.
A. Betty White.
Secret Satan.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
Subordinate Clauses.
A subordinate clause