Elf Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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