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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!