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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Who was left?

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