What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.