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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.