What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath