What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.