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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.