What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.