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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.