What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!