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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.