What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.