What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!