What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!