Gnome Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.