A metronome!
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Gnomenclature.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
A metro-gnome
Two thirty.
X-post from r/bicycling Attire
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Because they hate French Press!
They're too hard to peel.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A metrognome.
Metrognomes
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Dey both sinna, mon!
