A metronome!
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Gnomenclature.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
He's been chasing parked cars.
I blame my shelf
A transplant.
They've had little use.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Because 36 would be too many.
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
One less drunk.
Little.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Legolas
Elrond Hubbard!
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Rearranged the furniture
A metro-gnome
Two thirty.