Gnome Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Perfect Time Jokes More Perfect Time Jokes

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents