There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
She's the one on her bike.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
A steamed vegetable
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
It wanted to play squash.
TMI Burton.
The traffic.
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
Poll tree!
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Because they never get a reaction.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.