There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
She's the one on her bike.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Attire.
It popped a wheelie.
He loves his pot.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because they don't like Turkey
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
His lily died
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Repost
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
He was accused of wreckless driving.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
