There is correction fluid on screen.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
She's the one on her bike.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
His lily died
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
It was an emergent sea.
A real mess on your hands.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Because they never get a reaction.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Get in the Batmobile Robin.
They've never known what home is.
A Cruci-fixie.
Because it was two-tired.
