There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
She's the one on her bike.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
They're writing their last will and testament.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
A waist of time.
She wanted to be on time.
He paws-ed it!
Row vs. Wade
His lily died
Because they never get a reaction.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Just add water.
They're practically non existent.