His lily died
A rotisserie chicken
Take your time, there's no Rush...
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Jesus, take the wheel!
Nothing.
So you would never know what side he was on.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
