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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Lily Jokes More Lily Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.