Why does Snape teach options and not he...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Lily Jokes More Lily Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.