What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!