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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.