What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.