What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.