What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.