What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."