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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes More Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.