Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."