How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!