How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".