Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Incase Jokes More Incase Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours