Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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