What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".