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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".