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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".