What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".