To run their hands through their hair
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
A key.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
You might get a hole in one.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
He got a hole in one
Because the woodpecker.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
About 100 French people right now
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
He had a hole in one.
Because 7 days makes a hole weak
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
A Hot Cross Bunny
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
Hole is going to be huge!
A sink.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
A paracetamole!
In case he got a hole in one.
Your nose
In case he got a hole in one
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
Fore-play
Michael Brown
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Fire in the hole!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Incase he got a hole in one!
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Phil.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
In case they get a hole in one!
He used an eyepatch
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
He was just a nerdy digger.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Incase he gets a hole in one
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
Holes mostly...
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
You have a hole in one.
A polo bear!
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Because he got a hole in one!
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A Moles Royce.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
In case he gets a hole in one.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Batman's Parents.
Because he has holes in his hands
For the Halibut
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Kinder Surprise
A sanitary owl
He kept picking holes in everything!
In case you get a hole in one.
Finding a condom in your hole!
When the (w)hole job's done.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
With a fire drill.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
He wanted to see the floor show!
There is no dirt in the hole!
A hole-y Cow!
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Isn't this using the internet backwards
I can't find the answer anywhere.
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Can I please get a drink
With a crowbar
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
A seasoned veteran.
Ancestry.com
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
An Ash-hole.
It all depends on where you lose them.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Branch Manager
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Polar bears gather around the ice hole.
