What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!