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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.