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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.