What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.