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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!