Try to get her off!
Uh, like, can you knot?
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
David Cop-a-feel
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Beer in each hand!
They have to use TWO hands.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.