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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!