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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager