What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids