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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!