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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A soviet

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Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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You just Amblein.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Who's there! Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who?

Anne Boleyn alley!