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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop