Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!