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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.