Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop