Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop