Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast