Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.