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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!