Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.