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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast