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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.