Brother Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim