I drew drew
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
A "brother" one."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Bro, mine
Triplets
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
He can never find the Loki.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
They were itentacle twins.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
A virgin
A virgin.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
They all have transisters.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Her brother has a moustache.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
The specific ocean.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
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Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Heavy!
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Inmates
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Because he went crackers.
He used a Luigi Board.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
We can still be brother and sister.
Faster than her brother!
You're my brother in arms!
Eli5
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
A car-toonist!
Wife: Please go wait in the car
They asked.
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
They are used to being chaste.
Because when they're born they get laid.
Denim denim denim
Denim, denim, denim.
Because he wasn't
Cain you tell!
