I drew drew
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
A "brother" one."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Bro, mine
Triplets
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
He can never find the Loki.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
They were itentacle twins.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
A virgin
A virgin.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
They all have transisters.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Her brother has a moustache.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
The specific ocean.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
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Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Heavy!
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Inmates
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Because he went crackers.
He used a Luigi Board.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
We can still be brother and sister.
Faster than her brother!
You're my brother in arms!
Crimea River.
Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.
Nobody can.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
He used a krypton-currency.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
They both die if you chop them
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Andrew all her money out of the bank!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
A nail gun
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
He made a scene.
