Brother Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Andrew Jokes More Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

See Jokes More See Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.