I drew drew
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
A "brother" one."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Bro, mine
Odair he is!
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
He can never find the Loki.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
They were itentacle twins.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
They all have transisters.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
The specific ocean.
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Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Heavy!
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Because he went crackers.
He used a Luigi Board.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
You're my brother in arms!
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
He wanted Mark Antony!
His portrait only need one nail
2B or not 2B?
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
It's gone.
By thinking outside the box
I think I could use a Han here.
Malaryan Steel.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
I woke up exhausted!
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Fold it in half!
