Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!