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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.