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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

I=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin