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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Vloody Putin

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin