What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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They place flowers on the grave.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.