What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Crimea River

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz