What do you get when you place a Russia...

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Russian Leader Jokes More Russian Leader Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.