What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games?

To be put out.

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.