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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.