What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.