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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast