What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Russell

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!