What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

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They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What a creep.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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There are too many cheetahs.

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There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Russell.

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Russell

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A landmine.