What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!