What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.