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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!