What do you call an elephant creeping t...

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!