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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Nut and bolt

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!