Middle Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.