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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast