What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)