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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast