What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!