What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!