What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!