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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.