White Infidel.
Because you should never drink and derive.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
On a boombox.
The Grand I-slam
Car Keys
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
