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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.