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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!