What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.