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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.