Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!