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Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.