Rock and Heavy Metal
Heavy Metal!
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Heavy Metals.
Heavy metal.
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
The bogeyman.
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
On the Din-ternet.
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
Because they're for boating.
Shark absorbers!
He wrote sheet music.
Re-morse code
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Sigh-lent night
He would've found it hard to digest.
Because he was a little horse
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dokken
