How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

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How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!