Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!