A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A MIDI-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
Sin/Cos
4 the home team
They barium.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
He was a master of blocking attacks.
He used a krypton-currency.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Paul gas coin!
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
