A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A MIDI-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.
The baa-baa shop.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Parabolems?
Fibbinouchie.
Cantaloupe.
Denim Denim Denim......
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
