A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Tanksgiving
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It was occupied.
To use the Pokestop.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
So he could make a clean getaway.
So the other one could drive
A question mark.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
They all have the same PR guy.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
A functioning alcoholic.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
