A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A MIDI-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Purrgutory.
He got cancelled.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
It was stumped.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they can get 4g
Patty
You want some beef
I can't even
He just wasn't her type.
Make it Wayne.
The Family Channel.