A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A MIDI-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
You barium! ba-dum-tss
Because people are dying to get in there.
Tanksgiving
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
Dad Jokes.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Because the steaks are high.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Like Tso.
May I have Eurasian plate?
They 'loin' fast!
