A thief in the knight
There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A
Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch.
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses!
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
G u knit
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
A zoo-t suit!
Suit yourself.
They never stop lighting up.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Polo
Her: I did
Dim Sum.
Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."
Knight time
It was the knight time
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
Because the ends justify the memes
