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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.