Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.