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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.