What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.