What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.