Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.