Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.