Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.