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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp