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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe