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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("