Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian