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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte