Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer