Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM