Why do we have to do all the work
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
The rest of your life.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
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Decaffeinated coffee.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Because hes not a planet.
You guys have no life!