Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.