How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.