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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.