How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.