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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!