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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

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Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up