What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up