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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.