What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What is the opposite of a protein?

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up