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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up