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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up