What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up