Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.