What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.