What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.