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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.