Oh, Plebes.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Because it was More ER Tea.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.