What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.