What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10