What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10