What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.