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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.