What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.