What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation