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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation