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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.