Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.