Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
They have big fans.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
He split a seam in his blue ones.
It was time to split.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
A quantum mechanic. lel
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.