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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.