Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel