Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel