Schrdinger's cut
A quantum mechanic. lel
They both go over your head.
You get a tizzy signal!
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Because they are always lion
Because he never spills the beans
Currant Affairs
By thinking outside the box
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Voodoo like to dance with me '
When it gets a handle on life.
What is life without a porpoise?
Speed is relative, officer.
E=MC U L8R
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because they can't even
