Because they have durian...
A Newton.
Gomer's pile.
Gomer's Pile
Because he was coffin...
Because he had hives Badum tsh
You don't let her out.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Because he was dead.
He sat under the durian tree.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because it's harder to pick up.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
A quantum mechanic. lel
