Newton Jokes

What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

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John Jokes More John Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Crumble Jokes More Crumble Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Fig Newton Jokes More Fig Newton Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Olivia Newton John Jokes More Olivia Newton John Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.