Because they have durian...
A Newton.
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
The Fig Newton.
A virgin
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
He sat under the durian tree.
In a football match, the best team wins.
The canoe tips.
John is a bird.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Unidank
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
They are sitting on their lips!
It popped a wheelie.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
