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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

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Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Gomer Pile Jokes More Gomer Pile Jokes

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Isaac Newton Jokes More Isaac Newton Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.