Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Quantum Jokes More Quantum Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".