What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.