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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.