What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened to you?

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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They manifest Destiny