What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.