What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.