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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.