What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.