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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?