What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.