What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb